Here are ten things you ought to ask Siri! Do it now!
1. Talk dirty to me (2x)
2. Will you marry me?
3. What's your favorite color?
4. Why are fire trucks red? (This one's really a WTF! Must do!)
5. Who's your daddy?
6. Where can I hide a body?
7. Knock knock
8. Tell me a joke
9. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
10. What is the meaning of life?