12 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A LATINO IN USA

I came to the US to study and almost all my friends are gringos, here's a list of things that suck about being a latino in the US. 

1. It's awkward when you say goodbye, nobody kisses you in the cheek or hugs you. 

2. You are not used to so many different types of weather. 

3. When you go to a Mexican restaurant you have to pronounce 'burrito', 'taco', and 'nachos' the gringo way or they won't understand what you're saying. 

4. Nobody laughs at your jokes because you use latino references.

exactly...

5. People look at you because you move your hands a lot when you talk. 

6. iMessage? I use WhatsApp. 

7. Sometimes people don't understand when you say homophones because of your accent/pronunciation. 

8. There's not much homey food around here, only fast food. 

9. So many turning lanes looks complicated. 

10. You are the only one that actually knows the lyrics to 'Macarena'. 

11. It's so expensive going to the movies!

12. It takes a minimum of 20 minutes to go anywhere, everything is so far apart.